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Barbie never had to make life-altering decisions. Just whether she should wear her glittering gold strapless
or luscious lavender sweater dress with matching heels. Ken was a pussy and G. I. Joe would rather play with guns Instead of the plastic lumps upon Barbie’s slender chest. Most Barbies ended up girl on girl anyway,
Ken’s arms never contoured to her figure right. Chopped and styled hair, glue stuck her to her new “working outfit”, shoes lost, Arms ripped off, eventually dressed with an old soggy A & P paper bag. Left in a heap
by ~tinkacherri
Yuletide VomitYuletide VomitYuletide Vomit
Warning: This is a bitter Jewish girl’s way of making fun of commercialism and how it exploits certain holidays. It is meant for fun and not to be insulting or offensive, so if you are going to get your panties in a bunch and be offended, then don’t read it. I won’t be offended.
Christmas threw up all over Macy’s The mall is smothered with green foliage tied with red ribbons The halls are gold trimmed and you can’t escape the sounds of jingling bells. Each aisle of the “Holiday Spirit” store is filled with Merry
by ~tinkacherri
Glass SlippersOnce upon a tragic ending A girl with a red coat made of fur, A wolf full of pork, a star without a wish. Where everyone with a modest nose lies And beauties suffer from insomnia. The man behind the curtain doesn’t have potions or ruby slippers.Glass Slippers
Today we step on talking crickets And gingerbread men never run away. Goldilocks is on a diet and we mount mermaids on the wall. The white rabbit’s batteries are not included Prince Charming is playing Dungeons and Dragons, The damsels are getting their hair done. Snow White’s on the tanning bed, the Dwarfs s
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Midday Exchange “I’m too girlie? What, because I wan attention? Because I don’t want you to only talk to me when we’re alone and you’re begging me to fuck you? I mean, I’m not saying I don’t want you to too that, I think boys are the most adorable when they’re horny and desperate, I’m saying that I need more. No, I’m not asking for a relationship, we can still just be having fun, as long as you realize that I’m another person and I can still be your friend as well as a good lay. Yes, as girlie as I may be, with wanting the compliments and cuddles and the occasional dinner, even if it does comMidday Exchange
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think about it1 – Change is a necessity, changing to be free,think about it
from the shackles that keep us down, dragged across the ground 2 – What the fuck are you talking about? 3 – Stop scrutinizing him, just let him speak 2 – Screw this I am out of here 4 – Soooo.....a horse walks into a bar, bartender asks why the long face… 2 – That was hilarious you moron, you couldn’t tell if a joke was funny if it were sodomizing your wildest dreams 3 – That’s a little harsh, it’s who he is, give him a break 2 – Whatever, I’m out of here 1 - Things are never as simple as abra cadabra, Sooner or later you realize you a
by ~dacowman9
Two more weeksIt's been a day since my last confession, It's still an incomprehensible stagnant progression, Of time and mind thinking about tomorrow, I pray and pray it does not bring me sorrow, What can I think as my hand is being dealt, Feeling these things I am not sure I should have felt, So scared to feel the way that I am, Don't know if I can do this again, Do I ignore the thumping coming from my chest, Or do I continue on my own and join the rest, Of wandering souls looking for a connection, Seeing this opportunity fade into a categorical recollection, I miss the feeling of tenTwo more weeks
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