Midday Exchange

  “I’m too girlie?  What, because I wan attention?  Because I don’t want you to only talk to me when we’re alone and you’re begging me to fuck you?  I mean, I’m not saying I don’t want you to too that, I think boys are the most adorable when they’re horny and desperate, I’m saying that I need more.  No, I’m not asking for a relationship, we can still just be having fun, as long as you realize that I’m another person and I can still be your friend as well as a good lay.  Yes, as girlie as I may be, with wanting the compliments and cuddles and the occasional dinner, even if it does come from a box, I also like to just play.  I hate how guys don’t think that girls don’t want sex just as much as they do, sometimes even more.  I really think that my girl friends and I talk about sex and sexual experiences in much more depth and honesty then guys do.  We aren’t ashamed at all, and will share everything.  
  
  Women have fantasies and they don’t all include a midnight house carriage with a unicorn and a dozen thornless white roses. Here’s an example of these supposed girlie stereotypes that really piss me off.  Those Midnight exchange commercials that used to be on TV.  There’s one in a bathroom stall, and you see guys feet in there and hear quiet moaning.  Then, in the same stall, you see a woman’s heeled feet come done.  The stall opens and the woman walks out adjusting her skirt and the caption reads “Fantasies for men”.  So I’m sitting here thinking that this is kind of hot.  Then the guy starts to leave the stall, then turns and comes back to put the toilet seat down, and then the caption says “ And for woman”.  Now I don’t know about you, but it is defiantly not one of MY fantasies to have the guy that I’m hooking up with put a fucking toilet seat down.  I don’t get off at night by myself thinking, ‘oh yes baby you put that seat down.’  Granted, it is a nice gesture and is appreciated, but I certainly would not call it a fantasy.  I like the whole idea of doing it in a public rest room why can’t that be the woman’s fantasy too?  I know, you have heard the double standard speech a million times, the guy gets praised for getting some, while the girl is a slut.  Well it is ridiculous, girl enjoy sex too!  I know that my friends and I praise each other for getting some and then have a girl’s night to go into immense detail about what did… and didn’t go down that night.  

  So here is my version of a good commercial: There’s a couple in bed, obviously just had a hot night, she’s got heels on, there’s lotions and massage oils, handcuffs and whipped cream scattered around, and they finish up in bed.  So then we have “Fantasies for men”.  Then as the guys turns around to pass out, the woman turns the other way and there is another tasty man waiting to play with her on that side of the bed.  The woman winks at the camera and pulls the sheets above her and the new guy and then the caption “And for woman.”